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Etihad Airways
The National Airline of the United Arab Emirates.
Join the group if you work for Etihad Airways or enjoy flying with them.
Fleet size: 38 (+ 281 Orders)
Destinations: 48
Etihad... "Change the Way You See the World"
Created on: Tuesday, 13 July 2010
YOU KNOW YOU'RE A FLIGHT ATTENDANT WHEN...
So you want to be a flight attendant?
Go to a resale store and find an old, navy suit that an army sergeant might have worn. Add a white shirt and a tie. Wear that same outfit for three consecutive days.
Go to an airport and watch airplanes take off for several hours. Pretend you are standing by for them and they are all full. Go home. Return to the airport the very next day and do the same thing again.
Fill several large boxes with rocks. Lift them over your head and place them on the top shelf of a closet. Slam the door shut until the boxes fit. Do this until you feel a disc slip in your back.
Turn on a radio. Be sure to set it between stations so there is plenty of static. Turn on the vacuum cleaner and garbage disposal. Run them all night.
Remove the covers from several T.V entrees. Place them in a hot oven. Leave the food in the oven until it's completely dried out. Remove the hot trays with your bare hands. Serve to your family. Don't include anything for yourself. Serve your family a beverage one hour after they've received their meal. Make them remain in their seats during this time. Ask them to scream at you and complain about the service. Scrounge uneaten rolls off the plates for you to eat 6 hours later when you're really hungry. Place a straight-backed chair in a closet facing a blank wall. Use a belt to strap yourself into it. Eat the rolls you saved from your family's meal.
Ask your family to use the bathroom as frequently as possible. Tell them to remove their shoes and socks before entering, and see who can make the most disgusting mess. Clean the bathroom every hour throughout the night.
Make a narrow aisle between several dining room chairs and randomly scatter your husband's runners and loafers along the way. Turn off the lights and spend the night walking up and down the aisle while banging your shins against the chair legs and tripping over the shoes. Drink several cups of cold coffee to keep yourself awake.
Gently wake your family in the morning and serve them a muffin in a package. Don't forget to smile and wish them a nice day when they leave for work and school.
After the family leaves, take a suitcase and go out into the yard. If it's not raining, turn on the sprinkler system and stand in the cold for 30 minutes pretending like your waiting for the crew bus topick you up. Then go inside and wait by your bedroom door for another 30 minutes for an imaginary maid to make up your room.
Change into street clothes and shop for 5 hours. Pick up carry-outfood from a local deli. Go back home. Sit on your bed and eat your meal. Set your alarm clock for 03:00 am so you'll be ready incase you don't get your wake up call. Repeat the above schedule for three days in a row and you'll be ready to work your first international flight
Created on: Tuesday, 13 July 2010
Ridiculously Good Looking Flight Attendant
Flight attendants or cabin crew (historically known as stewards/stewardesses or air hosts/hostesses,) are members of an aircrew employed by airlines primarily to ensure the safety but also the comfort of passengers aboard commercial flights as well as on select business jet aircraft.
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Please join. Everyone is welcome, but respectful postings are encouraged.
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Feel free to post/share all your favorite Flight Attendant...
Created on: Tuesday, 13 July 2010
Katrina Kaif
Katrina Kaif (Urdu: كترينا كيف, Hindi: कत्रिना कैफ़) has a buzz about her. She has this gravitational pull that defies all laws. She grew up
in Hawaii, moved to London and is now so happy that she has struck a good wicket that she has made Mumbai her base. India is where she will be for a while and she doesn't mind singing and dancing around trees in Bollywood while she's at it.
One of eight sisters n 1 brother, Katrina was born to a Kashmiri father and English mother. She started modeling by accident when she was in Hawaii. She was 14 and she was approached for a jewellery campaign. After that she continued modelling in London. Even though she was brought up in London, moving to Mumbai was not a culture shock. Katrina's philosophy is that no matter what part of the globe you come from, at the end of the day every person just wants to be loved and cared for.
Born: July 16, 1984
Created on: Tuesday, 13 July 2010
bike around shanghai
Pictures from bike around Shanghai
Created on: Monday, 29 March 2010
crazypianos
Crazy Pianos is known for the very best piano players & entertainers in the world who perform on Ferrari red pianos.
Created on: Thursday, 25 February 2010
American Airlines
Join this group if you work for American Airlines
Created on: Tuesday, 23 February 2010
Quantas Airways
Join this group if you are working for Quantas Airways
Created on: Sunday, 21 February 2010
Transavia Airlines
Join this group if you work for Transavia
Created on: Tuesday, 16 February 2010
Emirates Airline
Join this group if you work for Emirates Airline
Created on: Monday, 15 February 2010
Saudi Arabian Airlines
Join this group if you work for Saudi Arabian Airlines
Created on: Monday, 15 February 2010
KLM Royal Dutch Airlne
Join this group if you work for KLM
Created on: Monday, 15 February 2010
AMC Airlines
Join this group if you work for AMC Airlines
Created on: Monday, 15 February 2010
The worlds most beautiful photos
The worlds most beautiful photos in one collection.
Created on: Friday, 29 January 2010
Uniforms around the world
Uniforms from airlines around the world
Created on: Friday, 29 January 2010
Show your new KLM uniform
Upload a picture of you in your new uniform
Created on: Wednesday, 30 December 2009

